"Hey, are we too humanoid for you?" Alice suddenly asks.
"What?" you ask feeling shocked.
"Are you into beastiality?"
"..."
"..."
"NO! NO I AM NOT! GOD THAT'S that's just..."
"..."
"..."
"Sorry..."
A moment passes. And then another moment passes.
You state the obvious: "This is awkward."
"Yeah," Alice responds, "yeah it is."
"..."
"..."
"..."
Alice clears her throat and asks you something you never thought you'd hear her ask you: "Do you want to go back and never have to deal with any of this or anything like any of this ever again?"
"..."
"..."
"Absolutely," you tell her.
"OK," she says.
Then she sent you back home via magic and you lived happily ever after
THE END