Mrs. Shmo enters the store with her son, John. "Hello? Is anybody here?" she asks.
An elderly lady named Ms. Peele, who the Shmos knew, walked to Mrs. Shmo's way. "Mrs. Shmo!" Ms. Peele exclaimed. "How pleseant to see you here."
"Ms. Peele," Mrs. Shmo said. "I didn't know you work here."
"Not just that. I own it. I bought the location and built it. I'm glad that you are my first customer."
"I'm looking for boxers for John. Where are they?"
Ms. Peele pointed to one direction and said, "Over there, John."
John ran off to a far away corner and looked for some boxers.
"As you know, Ms. Peele," Mrs. Shmo said quitely so John wouldn't here. "As you know, John has some problems. He's not always aware when he has to go to the bathroom. Most of his boxers have ended up stained with poop. Sometimes I get so tired of washing them that I just throw them away and buy new boxers. That's why I've made this trip today. What do you recommend I do?"
"Well, Mrs. Shmo. You don't have to worry. All the clothes here are magical, though they don't look it. The boxers in that particular section are special training boxers. Whenever a stain is made in one of those boxers, the stain disappears. Then the boxers transform each time a new stain is made and disappers. It change in this order:
1. boxers
2. plain briefs
3. briefs with cartoon characters
4. plain training pants
5. training pants with cartoon characters
6. adult diapers
7. plain baby diapers
8. baby diapers with cartoon characters
After the boxers turn into transformation #8, John will start regressing physically one year each time he makes a stain. Once he gets to physically one-year-old, it will start mentally. Then you'll be able to raise John again so he won't mess in his pants."
"Thank you, Ms. Peele," cried Mrs. Shmo. "Those are perfect. I must be careful not to tell John."
Right after, John came back unaware of anything that Ms. Peele just said. Mrs. Shmo paid for the magic boxers and she and John Shmo left the store.