The next morning while John Shmo was getting dressed, he put on his new boxers. As soon as he put them on, he felt a little strange. But he ignored it.
A few hours later, John was in his American History class. During the teacher's lecture, he really felt like falling asleep on his desk. Suddenly, he could feel his bowels emptying. John wanted to ask Mr. Bobson, the teacher, if he could go to the bathroom. But everyone knew that Mr. Bobson was someone who you did not interrupt during one of his lectures.
So John emptied his poop into his new boxers. "Oh great!" John thought. "And I just got these. That's the first time at school that I've stained my boxers." Quickly John had that strange feeling again. And then it didn't feel like there was any poop in his pants.
Three classes later was gym class. In the locker room, of course all the boys were changing into their gym clothes. "Hey, nice tighty-wightys, John," someone said. John looked down and his pants. Instead of the soiled/stained boxers, he was wearing clean white briefs.
"It's all I had to wear," John said, not knowing what else to say. John didn't really think much of this transformation. He just assumed he was hallucinating.
The gym class game was basketball. John's team was badly losing. Someone on the opponent team was making a free throw while John felt something going on in his body. His bowels were emptying again! Knowing that the coach wouldn't let John out of class for anything, John let the poop fall into his briefs. After that, he was too busy playing to realize that he was feeling weird again and the poop and its stains were disappearing.
Back in the locker room after the basketball game, everyone was changing back into their normal clothes. "Hey, John!" someone called. John turned around and saw that it was Snobby McGee.
"What do you want, Snobby?" asked John.
"I like your underoos," answered Snobby with sarcasm. "Do you wear other Power Rangers stuff or just your underwear?"
John had no clue what Snobby was talking about until he looked downward. John saw that his underwear had transformed again! Instead of the stained briefs, there were clean ones. Except that these new ones had pictures of cartoon Power Rangers on them. John quickly got dressed, very embarrassed.
John was thankful that he had no more classes with Snobby that day. On the bus home, John Shmo was going to make sure he told his mom what was going on.