Damon has been looking for a new girlfriend ever since he broke up with his girlfriend Roxxane.
He went on a dating site and found a girl that's he type. She wanted to see him and gave him directions where she live.
Damon heads out and went to her home. A few minutes later. Damon gets to the place.
"You must be Damon. Your early then I thought you might be. Anyway I'm Monica and I'm a witch" said Monica.
"A witch. There's no such thing" said Damon "said my last boyfriend. Now he's a frog living in my jar
Monica pulls a jar with a frog in it. "Do what she says man. You don't want to end up like me" she then puts it away. Damon gulp.
"Now your going to take me out tonight. I want to head to a bar and have some fun" said Monica.
"But I don't have a car" said Damon. "Not a problem. Your going to be my ride" Monica chants a spell and change Damon into a Donkey.
"Wh-what did you do to me?" Damon bray. "I change you into a Donkey. I'm going to ride You"
She place a saddle, and reins, on Damon and got on him. " Do everything I say or you'll be like that for the rest of your life"
She then rides off with Damon. Damon thought it was the worst night of his life.