Colin decided to run into the game store, as slipped through the open door as quietly as a mouse. Inside, the shelves were packed full of goodies. Games for Switch, PS4, Xbox, Retro games, guy with a baseball bat, games...
Colin paused and asked "Wait, guy with a what?"
*TWONK!*
When Colin came to, he had a strange device strapped to his body. It was a vest with a blue light on the front of it, and had little pads on cords coming from it. These pads were adhered to his chest and back, surrounded by geeky looking guys in LARP gear.
"What is this? And who are you?" Colin asked.
"That device electricutes you whenever you take damage in our little game. The first RPB game ever!" a sweaty brunette in wizard robes explained.
"RPB?" Colin asked.
"Role-Playing Bimbos. You fight Bimbos by the standards of a turn based RPG. You lose, you're either dead or bimbofied. Win, and we set you free." a skinny blonde dweeb in viking gear said.
"Alright, seems fair enough. Is this the part where I decide my class?" Colin asked.
"Why, yes it is." the "wizard" said.
Colin looked at a table before him, set with four cards.
They were labeled "Valkyrie", "Ninja", "Robot", and "Wizard".
"You must select a card, and we will hand you the appropriate costume and equipment." a thrid LARP guy said.
Colin took some time, and grabbed the card he thought might work.
The wizard nodded and spoke. "Congratulations, you are now a...."