"...Valkerie." the wizard finished.
Colin gave an awkward grin.
"Are you sure? It's a girl's costume." the nerdy viking asked.
"It's just for fun! Besides, nobody else will see me, right?" Colin replied.
And there Collin stood, wearing an opera singer type outfit with a wig and horned helmet combo, big bronze cups, a leather skirt, and a spear.
Colin would be kinda fine with it... if three other guys weren't chuckling at him.
"Haha! Omg what the f**k dude?" asked a a blonde skater with blue eyes dressed like a knight.
"Are you serious, "girl"?! That dress with that hair?! Hahahaaaaa!" cackled a black guy dressed as an archer.
"For real dude, what's up with the drag?!" chuckled a mohawk guy dressed as an orc.
"It was supposed to be for MY sh*ts and giggles, okay?! It's my turn anyway, so watch and learn!" Colin yelled.
The wizard LARPer narrated "And so the beautiful and mighty valkerie... stop laughing! The valkerie stuck down her voluptuous foes with the power of..."
Colin stuck some poses and followed the attack matching them, unleashing upon two lined up bimbos...