"Oh, why not my ass?" Ruse joked. This machine was so primitive that it wouldn't even be able to parse such a request. She briefly wondered if it'd make the thing burst into a shower of sparks, like some of the older models did. It didn't seem to respond at first, and she was somewhat expecting some fireworks when it finally responded.
"Affirmative."
Ruse blinked. Well, maybe there were failsafes or something for bad requests. That meant no explosions, which she was kind of disappointed about, but oh well. She heard the machine kick to life in the cabinet, and before she could step away, various robotic appendages were grabbing her, to restrain her, pulling at her tight-fitting jeans.
"Hey! What the hell?!"
"Removing garments for optimal sandwich ingestion." The robotic voice explained as it slid her pants off of her round ass. She struggled, but several mechanical appendages were holding her limbs tightly, while others held her hips in a vicegrip to keep her ass from moving. Her underpants were the next to go and before she knew it, she was standing there in front of the machine, butt naked.
The next thing she knew, a door on the cabinet opened and a mechanical hand holding a large sandwich that was oozing peanut butter was drawing closer to her ass.
"You've got to be kidding me! I wasn't serio--oooOOOH!" She let out a yell as she felt the gooey, breaded object inserted between her cheeks. To her surprise, it seemed to stay, even though her asshole should have been far too small for an entire sandwich to be inserted length-wise.
Once the deed was done, the machine let go of her and Ruse half-walked, half-hobbled a few steps forward, the newfound pressure in her ass making things a bit uncomfortable. "Oh man... this is.... fucked up..." Ruse said, between steps, until she finally thought she was a safe distance away from the machine. She reached between her legs to find the sandwich sunk about three quarters of the way into her ass, not even budging as she pulled at it. "What the hell...."
"Please remain close to initiate next part of process."
Ruse...