"... a fast wave of lighting!" the wizard yelled.
The speakers played the sounds of crashing lighting... but nothing happened.
" I said, A FAST. WAVE. OF. LIGHTING!" the wizard shouted.
The sound played, but still, nothing happened.
"........ Excuse me, where's the lighting?" the wizard asked.
"The rig's stuck." the viking said.
"Stuck?! Are you serious?!" the wizard snapped.
"Hold on."
Colin just awkwardly stood there, tapping his foot impatiently.
"Way to keep a lady waiting, huh?" the "Orc" said.
"Piss off." Colin snapped.
"No really, my girlfriend's hair would probably be great with that conditioner." the guy teased.
"Okay, that's enough....." Colin said.
"Or what? No date?" the guy taunted.
Colin shot him a cold, harsh glare.
"Say one more thing, mother fucker..." Colin said.
"Oh sorry." the jerkish orc said as he turned around, "How could I be rude to such a lovely...."
He was cut off by the gamer's spear being jammed up his ass.
"Okay the rig's gonna need... HEY!" the wizard yelled as Colin jammed his spear another few inches up his ass.
"Huh? Huh? How's that you little son of a bitch?!" Colin growled as he was immediately electrocuted and fell to the ground.
"For attacking a party member, the valkyrie is immediately disqualified." the wizard said as he released his grip on the shock button. "An the Orc..... can go lay down....."
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Game Over: Wow, what an asshole.