"... a melodic yet fierce battlecry!" the wizard shouted.
Colin took in a deep breath and let out a rather low "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
"That's supposed to be a battle cry?!" the wizard shouted.
"Okay, trying again... AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Colin cried out.
"Still not enough! Try harder!" the wizard yelled.
Colin drew in a deep, deep, deeeeeeeeeep breath... right as the archer walked up behind him and soccer kicked him in the junk.
The gamer let loose a high pitched and agonized "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The bimbos covered their ears in pain as Colin's scream hit a tremendous high note.
The scream rang out as the bimbos collapsed from the earache and got electrocuted by their vests.
"AND SO THE VALKYRIE'S CRY RANG OUT VICTORIOUS AND- and the party proceeded. " the wizard said as Colin's shriek subsided.
"Thank you, thank you." the archer said.
"You are so damn lucky I can't fucking stab you right now!" Colin wheezed out as he cupped his aching crotch.
"I'm swapping with the archer on account of that asshole kicked me in the nuts!" the gamer groaned.
"Alright then." the wizard said as Colin shoved the strong kicking guy out of the way and the next team of bimbos showed up.
The wizard beathed in as it became the Archer's turn, saying "And so the Archer, noble and swift, struck his opposition with...."
The archer spun his arrow as he loaded it in and unleashed....