It was a typical weekend for you.
With chores and errands done, you were now just wandering about, checking out flea markets along with all the yard, tag, and garage sales you came across.
At one you found an interesting decanter.
It was heavy to hold, which made you wonder what it was composed of, since what appeared to be multi-colored glass was dark and prevented you from looking inside, even when you tried holding it up to the sunlight.
Out of curiosity, you tried pulling out the matching stopper to see inside the bottle, but it wouldn't budge.
"Five dollars," said the vendor, looking at you.
Wanting the bottle, you paid the seller. Then you put the bottle in your tote bag on top of an old concert T-shirt you found earlier and then went on to check out the rest of the stalls and merchants.
Once you've returned to your residence, you go over everything you bought today.
When you come across the bottle again, you think it would be a nice looking decoration in your room.
There, you try pulling the stopper out again, and this time you are successful!
With the bottle in one hand and the stopper in the other, a big cloud of pink gas starts spewing from the opening.
Startled, you drop the bottle, but thankfully it lands on the bed.
"Careful!" you hear a voice yell. "If you break it, I die!"
"Who said that?" you yell in return, when suddenly you discover you are not alone in your bedroom.
Before you stands a beautiful and totally naked woman!
She has a classic hourglass figure that would make many females jealous, with long legs, and a bountiful bosom.
You can tell she is a natural red head, for the long hair on top of her head matches the little muff she has above her vagina.
She stares at you in return, her sexy smile offsetting the sparkle in her green eyes.
"Greetings. I am Merry, the Sex Genie, and as long as you possess my bottle, I shall grant any and all wishes of a sexual nature. That's why you couldn't open it. My bottle wasn't legally yours yet."
"Say what?" you ask in disbelief.
"Which part did you not understand?" she asks in return, while putting her hands on her shapely hips.
"I understood the words, it's the concept," you admit. "A SEX genie?"
"That's right. I can grant any wish as long as it is made to either increase your sexual pleasure or acquire you more sexual activities," said Merry.
"Okay Mary," you begin.
"That's Merry. M-E-R-R-Y. As in, how sex should be," she explained. "After all, with all the social taboos and prudish attitudes that have accompanied what should be such a joyous act over the centuries..."
"Just how old are you?"
"One should never ask a woman her age, no matter who they are," Merry replied coldly. "But for the record, I am younger than anyone mentioned in the King James version of the Bible, but much older than anyone currently alive."
"Okay. So there is no limitation in regards to the number of wishes I make?" you ask.
"Nope. An endless supply, just as long as you are the legal possessor of my bottle and follow the guidelines," replied the genie.
"And they are...?"
"Good question," said Merry, before your bedroom was suddenly full of pink smoke again.
The next thing you know, you are sitting in a chair that wasn't there a moment before. Merry was now standing by what appeared to be a traditional school chalkboard but as she spoke, key words from her speech magically appeared on the board.
"First off, SEX WISE, I CAN GRANT ALMOST ANYTHING regardless of whatever tastes or kinks you might have. You want things like BETTER ENDOWMENTS or MORE STAMINA? Just ask and you shall receive. If necessary, I can MAKE YOU YOUNGER OR OLDER AS NEEDED, but I WILL NOT ASSIST IN PEDOPHILIA. Besides the fact I CANNOT MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN DESIRE OR LUST AFTER YOU, I also will NOT AID IN RAPE OR PHYSICAL ABUSE. MURDER, S & M, B & D, AND VORE ARE ALSO NO-NOS. SCAT IS GROSS AND NOT MY CUP OF TEA, but WATER SPORTS ARE A GRAY AREA, so that depends upon the situation."
As the key words appeared, you noticed that what she wouldn't or couldn't do was written on one side of the chalkboard, while the things Merry could do were on the other.
"I also CANNOT CREATE LIFE. I can do things like increase sperm or egg counts in a person to improve the chances of pregnancy, but becoming pregnant and dealing with the consequences are all on you.
"Interesting," you replied, looking at her as much as what was on the chalkboard. "But what about love?"
"I'm afraid LOVE YOU HAVE TO WIN ON YOUR OWN," confessed Merry, "but when you do find it, it can definitely be wonderful with the right person."
"What else can you do?"
"Upon request, I can ALTER GENDER or ALTER YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES, and I'm not talking just the Big 3 of being either straight, bi, or gay. If you want, I can even ALTER RACE OR SPECIES."
"Species?"
"I've had previous... clients that wanted to be everything from Klingons to anthropomorphic animals. I've even done real animals too, because some people I've met in the past were into yiffing or beastality. But fair warning: if you want me to turn you into something that doesn't speak English, you better SET A TIME LIMIT IN ADVANCE to return you to your normal self; because I CAN ONLY GRANT SPOKEN WISHES."
"Good to know. But what do you get out of it?"
"As long as you possess my bottle, you not only control me, which is a bit of a turn on for me," Merry admitted with a wink, "but WE'RE BONDED TO. SO THE MORE YOU CUM, THE MORE I CUM. Which helps keep me young, healthy, and powerful. AND IF I GET TO JOIN IN THE FUN TOO..." Merry added with a smile, as one of her hands started caressing her bare breasts while the other teased the outer folds of her vagina.
Then, as suddenly as they first appeared, the chalkboard and chair disappeared in a puff of pink smoke and you found yourself standing in front of a naked sex genie again.
"So, what happens now?"
"Well, obviously that's up to you," Merry said, eyeing you closely. "What is your first wish—"
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