You and you girlfriend, April, are walking by the facepainting stand when you see a large trailer next to it that says, "Come try the new FACEPAINT O'MATIC!" "Huh," you say to April, "I wonder what that thing does; I've never seen it at the carnival before." As you walk up to it, you see a sign; it reads, "Welcome to the Facepaint O'Matic, the first and only computerized face and body painting machine. This machine can paint any design you can imagine; it can do facepaint or a whole body painting! Choose from animals, movie and cartoon characters, superheros, famous figures, or anything else you can dream up. If you can think it, Facepaint O'Matic can paint it on you! For our unveiling, we are offering these services COMPLETELY FREE! Don't miss this once in a lifetime chance; step into the machine and become something else today!
Underneath in microscopic print is a disclaimer that you don't notice:
"Warning, this product has not been tested on humans. Using animal testing, it was deemed safe. Minor side effects have been known to happen during use of this machine, including but not limited to: dizziness, minor changes in behavior relating to the body paint design, temporary memory loss, and in certain cases, the body paint took a prolonged time to come off. By passing this point, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless ACME Corp LLC for any and all accidental bodily harm and any bodily changes that may occur while using this machine.
"What should we do, Andy?" April asks you.
"Hmmm," you say, "I think we should ......"