Mary giggles and calls her best friend in the whole world, Jess. She tells her that she's got something that Jess'll love and that she's got to get over here.
A while later, Jess makes it over to Mary's. She is shocked as Mary opens the door. Jess can tell it's Mary, but she's changed. She's incredibly more beautiful. So feminine!
"Like it?" Mary asks. Jess can only nod. "Well, this is only the tip of the iceberg! You've got to see it!" Mary takes Jess by the hand and pulls her into the house and up the stairs to her room. Closing the door, Mary giggles and bounces over to the box of magical vials.
"These here, these vials are magic! They'll change you into whatever you want!" Jess walks over and looks at the box of small vials. She wouldn't believe it, except that Mary was more assuredly different.
"Anything?" Jess asks, fingering a bottle.
"Anything!" Mary confirms.
Then...