As the 2 police men walked in, I realized that I had a lot of explaining to do. Somehow I had to come come up with a good reason why I was lying on the steps of my front porch, naked in the rain.
This was going to be so much. I can hardly stand the excitement. I thought drying.
" Sir, we have a few questions we would like to ask you. " Ask away. I thought. It wasn't like I could stop them.
" First, what is your first and last name? "
" Ray Tucker, " I answered. Did they have to make this so awkward?
" Well Ray, it appears that someone saw you running from the 'petting zoo' then falling down and blacking out, is that correct? "
Yes Mr. , I wanted to say so badly, I was there. But of course they would most likely not find that to be very humerus. So I just settled for nodding.
" What, at that time exactly, were you doing? "
Reading a book? , I thought. Again not a good idea. " Probably fainting."
The officers looked at me sternly.
Okaaaaay. Not a good sign.
" I wanted to go to the petting zoo but then for some odd reason I forget my clothes in the car!, I mean not the car, I don't have a car, but what I was saying was is that that was the reason so it started to rain and I slipped and some how entered a different dimension with flying hurricanes!, no dogs!,bars!, I MEAN CARS! and they took my remaining clothes officer! " *pant pant*
- Silence-
Wow, I can not believe I just said that. Very good job imagination. I'm sure the officers are suspicious at all.
" Mr. Tucker, I'm afraid you will have to sit this one out in your cell. Off to jail with you. " With that, he took out a pair of hand cuffs, and began clipping them around my wrists. " But why?! " I asked, panicking. "
" Because you were also seen robbing the bank, and stealing one of Mrs. Jumbo's kittens. "
" What?!?! But I don't even like kittens! Well Maybe... but that's not my point! " By now we were already outside the hospital, and heading for the police car. Yup, just another typical day in my typical life, with just a biiit more spice added..