The two of you (literally) are bumping against each other trying to use the same equipment in order to make a functional Gay-Ray. Luckily your clone seems to be having trouble synthesizing enough liquid flamboyance, and has fallen behind. You quickly slap together a semi-functional Gay-Ray with spare parts.
"My Gay-Ray is done! Yay!" You say.
"What? No way! You couldn't possibly have completed your Gay-Ray! I say nay!"
"Well too bad." You shoot your clone in the face with your Gay-Ray.
A rainbow colored stream of light comes out of your ray gun and hits your clone in the face. It didn't have to be rainbow colored, you just wanted to show your support so you duck-taped a kaleidoscope to the lens.
"Huh, I don't actually feel any different." Your clone says.
"Really? Not even slightly gay?"
Your clone shrugs. "Do you feel straight?"
"Huh, good point." You get an idea.
You take off your pants.
Your perfect clone involuntarily pitches a tent.