You look at your perfect replica, standing there before you. You realize that you might have forgotten a small step. While you undoubtedly are an incredibly, panty wettingly hansom person, you are not gay... This poses a significant problem...
You and the replica rub your collective chins in unison...
You believe that you can salvage this... there is defiantly a way...
"Perhaps it would be best if I transform you into a woman, uh, me." You say to your clone.
"Wait... I don't see how that is best." Says your clone.
"Well, I mean, obviously you have to be a woman, I am only attracted to women and I created you to have sex with."
Your clone nods understandingly, but then submits his own opinion to the field. "Alright, so, what if... Be sure your following me here... what if instead of that... Alright? Instead of that, You are the one who changes into a woman."
You are briefly confused by your clone's statement. "Well, yeah, I see where you're coming from, but it just makes more sense to me if you are the one, you know, because that's kinda the whole reason I created you?"
"But even if I was a woman, then wouldn't I still be attracted to other women? I mean, lesbians exist, sexuality clearly isn't connected to gender, so..."
"I could make a Gay-Ray." You say.
"A what?"
"A Gay-Ray, It's a ray that makes you gay."
Your clone lets that sink in for a moment. "Not if I make one first."
Now it's your turn. "What?"
"If I make a Gay-Ray before you make a Gay-Ray, then I will turn you gay and you will have to be my girlfriend!"
Before you can say anything, your perfect clone runs over to a work bench and starts the arduous process that results in the construction of a Gay-Ray. You quickly do the same.