"Heh, what were me doing? Oh yeah, tooting!" Kevin said to himself, as he tried to fart again. However, he couldn't manage to squeeze one out, so he looked down at the ring and made a wish.
"I want toot again! I want toot always!" Kevin said excitedly. The ring granted his wish, and Kevin could briefly feel his insides shifting. He tried to fart again, and it worked this time! He fell into another laughing fit, and continued to laugh as he walked into the kitchen. He realized that he made a little fart every time his legs moved, which he found absolutely hysterical. "I want everybody toot always too!" Kevin told the ring. Now, the entire human race farted every time they walked. As a result, farting had become much less taboo, and every home came with a pre-installed vent system to remove the smell. Humans now produced a large amount of nitrogen due to their farts, which had increased the amount of nitrogen in Earth's atmosphere. Of course, Kevin remained ignorant of all this. He was too busy trying to find lunch.