There was a hot rush of excitement as Kevin decided what to do next with the ring. The entire world was open to him. He could go for the more obvious things and make himself a genius, the absolute best person to ever exist, but instead he had a very different plan in mind.
He was always a smart guy, but he lived in a very... bad neighborhood. Full of the dumbest fuckers around, most of them having barely made it through middle school. Sure he could just wish he was in a better place, but he wanted to REALLY see first hand what these people thought. Or... didn't.
"I wish I was stupid. A complete moron. With only enough intelligence to use the ring and do basic functions." He spoke nervously. Kevin's eyes glazed over as the change took hold of his brain. It felt like all of his thoughts were slowing down... clouding up. Slowly, thoughts vanished from his head, getting read of any education he'd ever had. All those years, gone. Nothing. While he was still trying to comprehend the changes, he let out the mother of all farts. This made him giggle like a maniac as simple math fell out of his head. "Toots ar funeh, i dun care whu u r" he said satisfied to himself. His mind shrunk further and further, Kevin tried to think of some big words, but tjose were hard. He had better things to do, like... actually, he didn't really do much at all. That meant thinking, which wasn't his strong suit now. It was just like he wanted, but maybe he could change reality too to match his new found... lost intellect.