Tad and Chad were two larcenous youths, they had ripped off almost every shop in the mall. And were always watching for a chance to try they're unlawful skills. And this new store really excited them, waiting until the old Chinese man was busy. With a pair of Redneck looking men, Tad and Chad swept through the store, each slipping something into a pocket of under they're jacket's the hurried out. As the door swung shut behind the pair the old Chinese man smiles a wicked smile and whispers. 'Thank you, and come again.' Know the pair would never be the same. Hurrying out of the mall they quickly duck into the dark alleyway.
"Oh man I got a sex toy...what did you get?" Tad asked as he and Chad stopped in the dark gloom.
"I gotta...."