Sam knocked on his brother's door, but there was no answer. No prob, Sam thinks as he extracts the spare key to his brother's that he keeps in his wallet.
"Bro?" Sam asked entering. He needed to borrow something, but he honestly couldn't remember what now that he was staring at Dean the sex doll. "Gay sex toy? Oh, Dean will be my slave from now on! I gotta get pix. He even got one that looks like him. I knew he was vain." He whipped his cell phone out and took a dozen snaps at different angles to make sure that Dean's room was recognizable. Then started to record and narrate a vid.
"This is my brother Dean's room," he said focusing on the door, and then panning the room. "We are here today to expose Dean's deepest darkest secrets. Hey, what's this? I think we found one! Dean has a sex doll of himself. I suppose it could be a gift for his girlfriend. But wait- Dean doesn't have a girlfriend currently, does he? Maybe he's too in love with himself? Hm, Dean's sex toy has an inflatable cock? Does that mean Dean is gay? Or is it considered masturbation when you fuck yourself with a doll that looks like you?"
Dean was mortified. All he could do was lie there, and listen.
"Oh, I gotta blow this up, and see how lifelike it is!" exclaimed Sam reaching for Dean's belly button/inflation valve.