"T-transform!" Jen stammered.
"Oh, close one! Had you waited only a few more seconds, your time would have exhausted!" Kyle said.
"Yeah, yeah, just get on with it."
"Ok. For your change, you will gain the head of a randomized animal. You know the phrase, 'You can lead a horse to water, but you-'"
"Can't make it drink. Yeah, I know it. I'm not 5"
"-c- right. Well, In that same vein, you will have no control over the head you receive. It will vocalize involuntarily, move involuntarily, demand food and water involuntarily, etc. You'll still be able to see, hear, smell, taste, feel out of it as if it were under your control, but you have no actual control over it. It won't adapt to scale to your body, so good luck!"
"What the hell, dude? This some sick fetish of yours or something?"
"Nope! Just your punishment for being so bullheaded!" *Click*
Jen slammed her phone down, pissed that some random twerp like Kyle would waste her time with the town curse. That is, until she felt a tingle run through her head...