"Oh, what's this?" Anon said through a mouthful of potato chips while browsing CYOC and casually jacking off.
"Oh, I see, yeah, so its like, a 4th wall breaking type thing. Huh, clever. No one's touched this in 2 years, I wonder why?" He reads a bit more. "Oh, the OP kinda forced it into a weird inanimate object type thing... I can work with that." Anon goes down to the bottom of the page and begins typing.
"I mean, its not like its real, so I could totally do whatever here..." Anon said out loud to himself in his depressingly empty room.
(meanwhile in Steve and Kirk's collage dorm room.)
"Hey, they put us back into the same room we had two years ago, what were the chances of that?" Kirk says.
"Well, the building only has about two hundred rooms, so I guess one out of two hundred." Says Steve. He's a statistics major.
"Whatever, I only care because this room has a couch big enough to fit Rebecca!" Kirk says, dropping the full sized sex doll he had slung over his shoulder onto the bed.
Some kid in the hallway leans into the room and yelled, "Loser! Still can't get a girlfriend huh? Sex Doll-Kirk, Sex Doll-Kirk! Hahaha!" the kid retreats back into the hallway to harass the one kid moving a unicycle into his new room across the hall.
Kirk kisses the uncanny valley doll on the face. "Don't listen to him Rebecca, he's just jealous."
"Dude, he's dating Beatrix Dongobbler, the hottest girl in school?" Steve says.
"Bet she can't gobble dongs and good as Rebecca."
Steve face palms. "It's in the name... Y'know what? I'm done arguing with you about that damn doll."
Kirk claps his hands. "Fuckin' finally! God, you've been nagging me like my mom ever sense I got her!"
"You bought a Realdoll during your freshman year in collage! How could you afford that? Why would you even bother? I'm a nerd, and even I got laid with REAL women at least a dozen times sense then!"
"A dozen in two years? That's sad, dude."
Steve stammers. "Well, uh.. Shut up! You haven't dated anyone but that fucking doll!"
"Best pussy in town, bro!" Kirk lifts Rebecca's skirt and molests her artificial girly bits.
"Oh my god, that's so gross, dude. When was the last time you even cleaned that?"
"I dunno."
Suddenly, Rebecca transforms back into flesh and bone, but still a woman because why not?
Richard Plunkett (AKA Rebecca) gasps, "OH MY GOD! TWO FUCKING YEARS! TWO FUCKING YEARS IS HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A FUCKING REPLY ON MY FUCKING POST?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK?"