"Holy shit!" Kirk and Steve shout in unison.
"Would you get your fucking fingers out of me?" Richard Says. Kirk retracts his fingers from her no longer artificial girly bits.
"Oh my god! My dreams have come true! My horoscope was right!" Kirk says.
"Shut up about your Pygmalion complex for a second, this is serious!" Steve says.
"Did you just call me a pig?"
"No, it's like, Pygmalion and Galatea, you know, the ancient Greek myth?"
"You know I don't pay attention in history class."
"Shut up already!" Richard says. "I am so fucking tired of both of your bullshit!"
"Rebecca, I love yo-" Richard slaps Kirk in the face.
"That's not my name!"
"ow, my nose..."
"My name is Richard Plunkett!"
"Richard? That's a guys name." Steve points out.
"Yeah," Richard reply's. "Why do you think that is?"
Kirk talks through his broken nose. "ok, i'm so confused, why is your name richard? whats going on?"
"I was originally a man, two years ago I was transformed into a sex doll and ended up in your hands somehow, some asshole on CYOC must have finally found my original post and transformed me into a woman!"
"...could you say that again?" Richard kicks Kirk in the dick. "ow! i'm sorry, okay? how was i suppose to know you're a man or whatever?"
"Hey, you! The asshole whose writing this shitty post!" Richard yells up at the sky like a mad woman.
That's not very nice.
"I don't give a shit! I was just raped for two years straight while being completely unable to move or object!"
That does sound pretty bad.
"Yeah, it does! So do you think you could transform this asshole into a dildo or some other sex toy as payback?"
"wait, wut?"
I don't see why not. Kirk spontaneously transforms into a deluxe vaginal and anal-hook vibrator with anal bead strap-on harness.
"That's... oddly specific, but okay."
Its the first thing I thought of.