"Well if it isn't my nubby nephew." chuckled Uncle Bill. "Having a good time?"
"Uncle Bill!" spluttered Aiden, blushing deep pink and covering up his crotch. "What are you doing here?"
"Just thought I'd pay a visit to my favourite nephew!" smiled Bill, walking over and ruffling Aiden's hair. At that moment his eyes fell on the Chronivac and his smile turned into a scowl "I hope that isn't what I think it is."
Aiden looked down and shuffled his feet. Alteration technology was not allowed in the flat without medical certification. It was a rule his uncle instated after having one of his rental properties destroyed by rampaging animals.
"Shame on you Aiden!" scolded his uncle, as he walked over turning off the computer, "You know the rules! Not only are they dangerous, these newfangled devices are unnatural! I don't care what other people do in their own homes, but my own nephew playing god? I wont have it!"
"But Uncle Bill I-"
"Now, I know you're ashamed of your micropenis," said Uncle Bill, calming himself patting him on the back, "but I've told you time and time again, the best thing to do is accept what nature gave you and be grateful for it."
"But I only accidentally gave myself a micropenis a minute ago!" Aiden cried. "I've always had a normal penis!"
"Oh that's a good one boy!" laughed Uncle Bill "Last summer at my beach house I saw that wave knock off your trunks. Remember? I told you it hadn't grown since I use to change your nappies! Not just that I remember when you were a teenager and came to me in tears because you had trouble masturbating like the other boys and couldn't get a proper grip on your little pimple! I gave you your first set of tweezers and you couldn't stop jerking off for a week!"
Aiden remembered losing his trunks in the ocean at his uncle's beach house last summer, but uncle had chuckled and told Aiden he should not be ashamed to carry on the family legacy. He also remembered going to his uncle to talk about guy stuff because he was too embarrassed to go to his prudish father. They'd had a few discussions about developing bodies and average sizes but he didn't remember the tweezers at all.
"That's not what happened Uncle Bill!" Aiden tried to explain "You said I had a Starns Stiffy to be proud of and-"
"Why would I say that about that little thing?" snorted Bill "It's clear the Starns family genes have skipped a generation!"
"But...but... Please Uncle Bill let me change it back," pleaded Aiden, "I'm not meant to have a small penis! I've always had a normal penis!"