You close your eyes, and wish you were older. Your clothes start to feel tight and binding. You release the top button on your jeans as you sit up. You've got a beer gut, and must be over 200 lbs, you hope you're taller as you sit up, there is the sound of ripping fabric. You rub your head in disbelief, which becomes horror as you feel your bare scalp surrounded by wisps of hair. You're now fat, old, and bald. You want to cry.