You are horrified to find that you are overweight, balding, and immediately wish you were younger.
The world suddenly shifts. You feel lighter. You seem to be unable to form words. You are very hungry, and you seem to be unable to move. You lay on your back looking up into the sky, and start to cry.
A policeman comes over and sighs, poor kid looks like he's been abandoned, can't be more than a few days old...