Feeling bold, you speak the inscription, "THIS LAMP CAN MAKE ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!"
As then a white colored mist begins to rise out the lamp spout. The mist thickens into a boiling cloud of white. A fine bit of purple vapor begins streaking through the growing cloud. The white cloud turns a light hue of purple as the two vivid colors begin to mix. As from the darkening cloud of more purplish color peeks first the rounded face of a bald headed man with emerald green eyes. His shoulders and strong muscular arms expand your view of the real genie from inside your lamp.
"Greetings my young master, as was it you who spook my lamp home and causing me my awakening from sleep as well a mess to clean up?" The genie asked, and to his question posed the only answer was to nod the head and agree.
"Really, well is a custom from my era that a foolish act should know the reward of an enemy before given the respect as a friend!" The Genie said, as he with a scowl on his face, rolls out his left arm straight, and using his left index finger he pointed it at you.
"Young and impetuous fools in my time were dealt with by making then into dogs or dull donkeys. You awoke me into a modern era where machines do the work and animals are but pets or playthings. You have zoos, and I think if best for you to go live for a while in a zoo, giving time to reflect on your aggravating of someone like me!
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