As you walk by the other food stands, something catches your eye. You see somebody walking away from one of them with quite possibly the most perfect burger you have ever seen. You tell yourself you need a bit of a pick-me-up, so you decide today's going to be your cheat day for the week, and get in line.
While waiting in line, you flip through your voucher book. Luckily, there's a coupon for a free lunch...and this time, it looks like you can choose exactly what you want.
When you get to the counter, you order the signature burg, with a side of fries and a drink. Your mouth waters as you watch your meal being prepared in front of you, and redeem your coupon at the cashier.
You find an empty table and get ready to eat. You've calmed down from the hairdresser debacle, and try to ignore the sensation of long hair brushing your back and face as you lift the burger to your face. It tastes superb, and soon your thoughts drift to other things completely unrelated to your present situation.
As you take the final bite, you suddenly notice a new feeling. Your clothes seem off. You check your shirt and realize that it feels a lot more tight than before. When you stand up, your pants nearly rip themselves apart from your increased mass.
Carefully, you relieve the pressure by loosening your belt, until you realize you have to leave it undone completely. You look yourself over and are shocked to see how your shirt looks more like compression basewear than a trendy graphic tee, with your belly spilling out over the top of your pants and the print on your chest beginning to split apart. You hurry to the bathroom to figure out what happened.
Inside, you can tell from your reflection exactly what's become of you. Your face has rounded out, and begins to lose definition with your chin and neck. Your body has gained a lot of weight, but you don't exactly feel heavier, like your muscles have compensated for the added baggage.
The strangest thing though, is that your pants somehow seem a little longer despite your increased waistline. Your pants are tripping you up, and you struggle to sit down and roll up the cuff. It's a good thing you wore boot-cut jeans today, otherwise you might not have been able to even do this!
"Well so much for that diet" you think to yourself as you look at your reflection. With your long hair and your larger body, you start to feel like some kind of freak. You waddle out of the bathroom, clothes straining to contain you, but you are once again determined to get that haircut.