You are halfway back to the barber shop when a wrong move causes the logo printed on your t-shirt to split in half; Your clothes are way too tight. You hate to admit it, but you're going to have to stall your plans for a haircut a little longer.
Luckily, this mall has its fair share of department stores. You waddle your way into the first one you see and begin searching for something in your new size.
Many minutes later, you frown in frustration at the poor selection of men's sizes. Nothing in the regular men's section look comfortable, meanwhile the clothes in the Big and Tall section would fit your waist, but shirts would come halfway down your thighs, and the pants are all even longer than your current pair. As you continue to thumb through the racks, you finally stumble onto some joggers that somehow look like they would fit you! But as you check the tag you learn that somebody mistakenly returned a pair of women's pants to the men's section. Even so, the thought enters your head that you could probably get away with wearing these anyway; even still, perhaps you could find something more your style if you actually looked into the women's section anyway? You wince at the thought, but as you open your eyes you are reminded about the state of your current clothes.
You think about looking in another store for some better men's sizes, but that'll be even more time wasted, and you want to do something about your hair. You try and sort out your highest priority.