Chad was feeling a bit drowsy and weak. His bowels felt bloated. His skin was now completely covered in dog hair. His head lolled between his big paws.
"How about a round of applause for our participants today?" said Sharpe, "Thank you Mary, Davy and Rick for giving such an informative and entertaining demonstration. Oh, and thank you to Chad the Dog for giving up his nuts."
"And his humanity," snickered Rick in a hushed whisper.
Davy looked a bit confused. "his humanity?" He continued petting Chad gently. He had always wanted a dog.
Suddenly, there was a loud stinky fart from Chad. Davy noticed Chad's skin blush pink with embarrassment under his rapidly growing fur coat. Then there was a squishy plopping sound, as the digested mass of the human began to be expelled from the dog's hindquarters. It was like a bad comedy sketch. It kept streaming. Parker in the third row snickered that it was like when the soft serve machine at Mickey D's wouldn't shut off.
There was nervous laughter and rude comments for the next ten minutes, while Chad shrank from 185 lbs to 25 lbs. The huge pile of dung now covered four feet of floor and rose nearly to the tabletop.
"Now I hope you wrote down your assignment for next week, be sure to read it. Quiz next Tuesday. Ew! Rick, you better start shoveling, you're not leaving until you clean up your mess. And will somebody wash that dog?" Mr. Sharpe asked.
Rick grimaced, looked defeated and began filling a plastic trash bag. He had brought a box of them, but he hadn't expected there to be so much, and for it to be so messy and stinky.
"I'll wash him," Davy volunteered, as he carefully carried neutered Chad at arm's length to the back of the classroom, and put the beagle in the sink.
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