Brett Horne, organizer and member of the UFC-A, was meeting with his new MMA Physician Joshua; Anderson, the new head of the Animalia Sports Federation (ASF); Daniel, who was going to be in one of the fights; and Mario, one of the trainers for UFC-A. Their primary discussion was the basic rules for the UFC-A Maiden Tournament.
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"One of the things we are going to have to do is ban the use of sexual moves." said Daniel.
"What are those?" asked Anderson, not having heard of such a thing.
"They are moves like purple nurple titty twisters, for women." said Brett. On seeing Anderson's confused look, Brett explained, "They are moves that blend erotic acts with pain, often used in underground fighting rings, especially with women."
"I see." said Anderson, still not getting it, but understanding Brett had a history with such rings.
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"There are enough different species in the UFC-A that we're having to do the tournament matchups differently." said Joshua.
What was laid down for now was that each initial tournament matchup would be by body weight (lightweight, etc.) and species (Dogs, cats, etc.). The winners of the first bracket/matchup would move on to the official tournament with matchups of the same weight, such as cats Vs. dogs, and/or predator Vs. prey.
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"What I don't understand is why there would be requests for female costumes that aren't really practical." said Anderson at one time.
"Video game makers tend to put female characters in skimpy costumes to take advantage of the fact that adolescent brains don't have any real control over themselves until at least college. It's basically a money thing." said Daniel.
"You can say that again." said Peter, who was going past the door and couldn't help but overhear the conversation.
"Oh, Peter, we didn't expect you." said Joshua, "And congratulations on getting three new males into your Clan."
"I've actually seen them a few times in the Gaming club at high school." said Peter, who then explained, "To protect themselves from bullies at school, nerds tend to gather themselves into gaming clubs for mutual protection. These three, for example, tended to play the Chaotic Card Game at school while me and my group played DXD."
After a brief pause, Daniel commented, "In my day, we had plenty of fun just throwing rocks at each other."
"Anyway," said Peter, not knowing how to respond, "These three decided to become a Black Panther Animalian, a leucistic Falcon Animalian, and a Goat Animalian, so they could be their favorite characters from the Chaotic Universe. After they've finished their Acclimation Classes, they'll face The Challenge before actually being part of the GGAC."
"...In MY day, we didn't have these modern Japanese Card Games." said Joshua, "We had contract bridge, crazy eights, gin, and old maid, and thought that was grand." said Joshua, after a brief pause, "But you know kids these days."