You look at the bitch and decide that she has suffered enough, from being a man turned into a bitch, to being in heat and having two other dogs trying to get with her. You give her another scratch behind the ear as you stand back up and tell the officer, “I’m going to try to turn you back into yourself.”
The bitch begins to bark and jump with excitement at hearing that she will be restored to her former self. You gather yourself and point the keys at the bitch. You close your eyes as you press the button and pray that it works, but then you begin to worry that it won’t and that the officer could become something far worse like with Keith turned into dog shit.
The now familiar light engulfs the bitch and when it fades you open your eyes and find the bitch still sitting there. Confused and afraid that the keys are not working anymore you smack them like one would with electronics back in the day and light engulfs the cop’s car. The light fades and in the car’s place sits a box of dog treats. You stand there looking at the box of dog treats dumbfounded when you begin to hear a low growl.
You look back at the bitch and see her baring her teeth and you realize that she might be angry that she is still a bitch and now you have gotten rid of her car.
“Woah”, you jump back holding up your hands to show that you mean no harm and that you are afraid that the bitch might bite you. Then you take a closer look at the bitch and realize that she is no longer a bitch because she has grown back her man parts. The officer continues to growl at you as you point at his junk and say, “Hey, you shouldn’t be this angry with me! At least you are a male again.”
The dog stops growling and get a befuddled look on his face as he cocks his head. He then looks down and sees his little rocket beginning to protrude from his furry sheath. Happy once again the cop lets out a howl and begins to lick his package.
“Really, I’m glad that you aren’t going to tear me to shreds anymore and that you are happy to have your package back, but that is gross” you scold as you swat the officer’s muzzle. He looks up at you with an embarrassed and ashamed look on his face.
“Good news is that I think I am starting to get a hang of this power. I have you halfway back to your normal self which shows that I just might be able control these keys!” The cop barks and lifts his left forepaw and gestures towards that box of dog treats that was formerly his squad car. “Oh, right. In my defense that one was an accident and I didn’t intend to hit the button.”
You start to think, if you are beginning to gain control of this power maybe you can turn both Keith and the cop back to normal. Although it could have been just a fluke, maybe you should test the keys out some more.