"Hello there," said the voice of a man, he obviously someone as not anyone of the expected, of those who signed onto the magical site, and stated they would come to the invocating.
"Stand out and be seen by all here who were the invited!" She said, her the unknown woman prepared to take or send oe of all into another realm, or worse, transforming a person to become an animal.
"Hello all, my but you did capture the imaginations of a few people. One two three four five six seven and with me makes eight. I know I was not expected, but being a novis hacker as a hobby, I caught the shirttails of someone here asking about becoming permanently changed into a Mule.
I always had a fondness for equines and liked Mules best, why I do not know, maybe from a past life I was..., or from meeting a Jennet mule as she wanted me to satisfy her feminine needs, although I did not help her..., ever!
Might I join this happening, my pen name I am known as AdobeFats!" So said a man of retirement age, limping when he walked, was balding but his hair was still a dark brown hue.
As he sauntered down the small hill from where he first appeared, he began telling about what he knew as of the rules for invocations.
"I read the portion of rules for a single person being invoked. First was the ritual can only be performed in a clearing in a forest at midnight. Second was of entering the clearing and get completely naked, no clothing, no jewelry, nothing, or the ritual will not work save for a bag that contains the items required. I do not understand the "Bag" business, but expect I shall be so informed.
The third rule was of drawing a celtic symbol, as found on a page from the site, and like the one there, yes on the ground by you.
Fourth rule required the placement of candles in a circle around the victim, and someone to light them.
A person, someone or me then to lie in the exact center of the circle, as masturbate until reaching orgasm; for me this part might require a miracle!
Then happens the ritual, and if everything is done correctly, the candles will go out and a chase begins. The ritual user will be then pursued, running, dodging, hiding in as through the forest by a Servant of Epona, they of the opposite gender. This tends to give an elderly male a thrill he has not enjoyed in a long while. If I would affect my escape the woods, you will be granted a boon by the Goddess, and my heart's lustier desire will be fulfilled.
A danger lurks and if not having exited the forest before 3:00 AM, the rule comments about a partner will never leave the forest, but what if it were just me being the devils' buffoon? As in the rules what was said to happen as of they who do not make a good escape, is unknown, but believed that they are taken to Epona's realm, there to become horses, equines forever; now that too doesn't sound all that terrible, to me!"
Those there began muttering to each there other or friend as what AdobeFats reiterated he understood about his joining the invocation.