As Jeff wakes up he sighs, thinking about what awits him today. He quickly gets out of bed and looks down at his belly. It looked a little bigger as he walked to the bathroom. AS he stepped on the scale he looked down and noticed. "Ten more pounds, well thats not too bad". Jeff then looks at the mirror. His hands once again went to his face and touched his growing beard. The hairs where getting longer, and were still stubble like. But, the most radically change was his upper lip. Yesterday a stubble the same as the rest of his face had covered his lip, but now it seemed to accelerated. He quickly touched his mustache. It was no longer stubble and looked like that of a cop. It grew just over his lip and was long to the corners of his mouth. "I wonder why its growing faster than the rest?" Jeff pondered.
Jeff then went to the kitchen and managed to find all the cookies and milk avalible. Whitin an hour he had down 3 gallons of milk and 5 cases of chipsahoy and 2 bags of oreos. I need to get more later, Jeff thought to himself. But first he went to the scale once more. "So much for a simple ten pounds today" for the scale now showed he had gained twenty more. Jeff rumaged through his older brother clothes and found the biggest sweat suit and got changed. The pants were almost skin tight, and the shirt couldn't get over his massive gut. "Oh well got to get to the supermarket". He got a few stares at the grocery store but was sure to return with 20 gallons of milk and too many cookies for him to count. "That should last me" he thought and ate a few boxes and downed a few glasses and went to bed. The next day...