With summer vacation nearly upon them, many in Animalia started getting ready for the summer events, as well as vacation afterwards. There were a number of flyers for the newest Animalia colonies, with many arranging their vacation around the attractions.
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Buford and Aleta were looking at the travel books for both Mieni Atoll and Vilcabamba and commenting on what they found in there.
“You’ll like swimming in the Amazon River when we get there.” Said Aleta, remembering her first time on land there.
“I’m sure,” replied Buford, “but I’d like to see the Mieni Atoll pearl beds. Apparently you can harvest your own and either sell them or keep them and get them registered. But that will have to wait until we’re all eliminated from the UFC-A at least.”
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It was also around this time that the upper classes of society began arriving, the hypocrite-in-chief among them. Often these would result in highly amusing mess-ups, especially for would-be lovebirds.
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Tyler and Irena were enjoying a dinner together when someone put a ladder by her temporary apartment window and began reciting Shakespearean love poetry while climbing it. Either he was trying to charm her or he was going for someone else and got the buildings in the apartment complex mixed up. Either way, it gave Irena an amusing idea.
When the “loser lovebird” got to the point in the poem requesting his love to ‘come to the window’, Irena did open it and hit him with a really amusing line.
“Buen intento guapo, pero tienes 74 años demasiado tarde.” At that, the loser recoiled in shock, pulled the ladder with him, and landed hard in a bush. At that one of the security guards came over to him, pointed him in the opposite direction, but told him that his target was at a shoot.
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Another amusing thing that happened was another case of female “wet blanket syndrome” on their 21st birthday, but in this case it was a sorority intended mainly for people from wealthy families. But it was also a case for Dr. Jones to learn a little more about the other regressive hypersexuality patient he was asked to look at. In this case! Stuart’s difference from the other members in his clan wasn’t only his size, but also the fact that he had also gotten nipple piercings like Gazette. However, unlike Gazette, his were enormous square “rings” that were almost like door knockers.
Dr. Jones was also taking the chance to work on a paper about regressive hypersexuality. It was his general opinion that the condition was more common in females than males because of the reversal of menopause due to the virus. Unfortunately there was still some more work to do before he could submit it.
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One amusing thing that was a bit more mundane was someone with an overactive imagination trying to “eliminate” Miss Vivian and Arthur with a rubber squeak sword, but Miss Vivian managed to disarm the situation with the “mirror test” as it’s known. That guy managed to get off with a minor charge of ‘criminal stupidity’ and pay a $20 fine.
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There was another case of a kid celebrating his 21st birthday with a keg stand, but his friends grip slipped and he ended up dropped on his face onto hard concrete. He managed to end his celebration a little early with the phrase “I’m tired”.
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All together summer in Animalia was shaping up to be both fun and amusing.