"I wish I was sexy!" Colin said eagerly...
The genie cocked her head to the side, obviously surprised by the wish, "I shall not question your will, Master. So it is done." In a cloud of smoke she disappeared back into the dented lamp.
Colin immediately felt his 16 year old body expanding. He ran to the nearest mirror and watched as muscle filled him making is small thin frame substantial and dominating. within a few minutes the 16 year old looked 26 and ruggedly handsome. a thick stubble beard covered his face and he exuded masculinity. His clothes morphed with his body but that didnt stop him from getting naked and examining his body. He looked like a mix between a lumberjack and a superhero.
Colin could stand it no longer. He began masturbating and imagined all the fun he could have with this body. He grunted and groaned in a much deeper voice than he was used to. It made him feel powerful. Just a few moments later he was reveling in the afterglow.
As he lifted himself he grunted with the strain of the extra weight. Before him, in the mirror, was was not the super lumberjack from moments ago but instead a wrinkled, fat, balding, yellow haired man, with yellow teeth. Colin screamed and was quickly taken by a coughing fit.
He quickly went to the lamp beaconing the genie to appear. As the smoke solidified Colin yelled, "I wished I was sexy!!! This isn't sexy!!!"
The genie was taken aback and confused, "No, you definitely aren't sexy now but you were sexy. Just like in your wish... you said, "I wish I WAS sexy." and so you were."
Colin found himself lighting up a cigar to help him calm down. The stench felt familiar and comforting. The thought of being a smoker disgusted him but somehow he found himself enjoying it. "Why am I a smoker?" his deep gravely voice demanded.
"To ensure that you aged poorly I needed to add a destructive habit or 5... Otherwise you might still be a handsome devil! I kept adding things until you stopped being so hot, terrible diet, overeating, heavy drinking, heavy smoking, with a splash of yo yo dieting to make your skin extra saggy. I was about to add heroine and cocaine but a decade and a half of chain-smoking and binge drinking caught up to you at the last minute."
Colin was terrified and devastated. Reaching into his wallet he pulled out the drivers license he got 4 months ago to find that he was now 57. He had to fix this, but how?