"No, everything looks okay, Mark, it definitely says species human male...wait, let me check the connection to the transmitter maybe it didn't fully transmit to you," says Jeff. He gets out of his chair to check the connection, and his bushy dog tail brushes the back of the chair. "What the--?"
The door bursts open. In rushes Tony with his tail wagging behind him. "Hey, guys what are you doing to me?"
Jack appears behind him, "Not just you, everybody! I was watching the news, and the President gave a speech, and everyone in the audience bent over and wagged their tails in the air and barked instead of clapping!"
"Then something must be happening at ChoniCorp. Let's get over there right away, before the whole world goes to the dogs.