'Mmmmm... nice being hawt... no dad, or mom, or sis or any ship to remember.' she thought to herself.
'Wait a minute... what?'
Colin eyes widened in horror; he had not been erased by the virus. The memories were still there! His family, his neighborhood, everything was still there taunting him.
The bimbofied man collapsed on the ground, crying and shaking uncontrollably.
"It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair...." The world melted away to a black void as water gushed against her... no, his face.
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The gamer coughed and wheezed as he opened his eyes and looked around. He was still a guy, there wasn't a bimbo in sight, and he saw his friends James and Lucas holding a hose.
"Huh, w-what's going on?" Colin asked in a shaky voice.
"Uh, yeah, about that....." Lucas started while scratching his brown hair. "You see, I mixed sleeping pills in your food in order to get your hand in a bowl of water... you know, the bed wetting camp prank."
"I was the one in charge of getting them, I spilled them, had to use my grandpa's Ambien instead..." the football captain explained while looking at Lucas.
"AMBIEN! ARE YOU NUTS?!" Lucas yelled, "You're lucky he's not in even more trouble than he already is!"
"What are you talking about? WHAT. DID. YOU. IDIOTS. DO?" Colin asked.
Police sirens blared out as guns were pointed at his back.
"Freeze! You are under arrest for vandalism, breaking and entering, as well as public indecency!" the sheriff yelled out.
"WHAT?! AHHHHHH!" Colin screamed as he realized he was naked.
"No wait! We can explain everything!" Lucas yelled out.
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Ending: Time to Serve
Turns out the gamer dreamed the whole thing up in a drug induced haze. He had actually wandered out of his apartment, was talking into his kid sister's toy cellphone, shot a bunch of mannequins, broke through the door to somebody's yacht and got in a fist fight, before stumbling down the dock naked. His bail was paid and his trial was set.
He would be going to jail due to his Ambien induced hi-jinks, and he would be forced to serve 240 hours of community service. After that bimbocalypse nightmare, that didn't sound so bad...