It wasn't just the UFC-A that was generating a lot of attention. The Animalia Bodybuilding Circuit was also having its inaugural competition. Because of this, there was even more excitement going on, as well as a few laughs.
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"So did you two enjoy your first date on at Mieni and Vilcabamba?" asked one of the competitors to Buford and Aleta.
"We sure did." answered Aleta.
"Now I know that fresh water definitely 'tastes' different than salt water." replied Buford.
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"What I want to know is why is there a big plastic barrier in front of the stage?" asked Esteban later.
"We've had to erect it to keep competitors from getting distracted by/interfered with by fangirls, fanboys, fanning fans or otherwise." said one of the competitors, generating a few laughs at that.
"Apparently one Japanese girl during the IAC threw her panties at one of the male fox competitors." said another competitor.
"Why did she do that?" asked Aleta.
"I dunno." replied Larry, "It's apparently a cultural thing."
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"You know what I heard on National Public Radio last week on 'Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me...'?" asked Larry some time later.
"What was it?" asked Buford.
"Apparently the performance enhancing drug scandal made its way all the way to cricket fighting in Asia." replied Larry.
"Performance-enhanced crickets!?" said another competitor, surprised at that, "Will no sport ever be sacred?"
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"So anyway," said another competitor, "I've heard that Dr. Jones is getting some therapists for Project White Lily."
"Why is that?" asked Larry.
"Because there are several male bodybuilders who had their careers destroyed by the performance enhancing drug scandal, the health problems not hitting them until later." said the competitor.
"So?" asked Buford.
"Apparently they're the kind that Courtney knows as the G's. But now that they're Animalians, they're discovering their awakening heterosexuality and don't know what to do." said the competitor.
"Apparently that's part of a feral animals desire to procreate mixing with the human craving for pleasure." said another competitor, having heard about it once or twice.