Tino smiled as he and the rest of the crew finished filling up their sacks with library books.
"Okay compadres, we've got enough, let's... HOLY MOTHER MARY, WHAT WAS THAT?!" Tino shouted as gunfire rang out downstairs.
"Let's move! Let's move!" tough man Rocko yelled out.
Colin jumped off the book case and began to fire at the horde as they encircled him while fingering their own clits; not even the blood of their fellow bimbos was enough of a deterrent.
"*sigh*... Well, this is it...." the gamer said as he curled up on the floor.
Suddenly, blood splashed against his clothes and heads smacked against the floor as Darius hacked into the horde with his Katana.
"Need a hand?" the neckbeard asked.
Colin winced as Darius' sweaty sausage fingers grabbed him and pulled him up. Without a second thought, Colin changed the clips in his pistols and fired at the rest of the horde, gunning down all but one of them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Chris roared as he brutally hacked the bimbo apart with a polwalski axe.
"Christ man, you scary." Tino commented as a blood soaked Chris sat there panting.
"Guys, that's Chris. Chris... one, these are my friends with the police station supply team... and two, where did the axe come from?" Colin awkwardly asked to break the silence.
"One... *huff huff* H-Hello... t-two... *pant pant* from the door to Mrs. Blustenfield's office." Chris wheezed as he pointed to the destroyed office door.
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Perkins' wrinkled face turned into a frown.
"And Mr... Darius was it? Please do tell how the axe you collected from that fire engine ended up in the librarian's office door." he asked while examining the polwalski.
"You see Mr. Perkins, I had several bits of reading material conviscated from me over my visits there, and I was merely retrieving them..." the neckbeard explained.
Colin unzipped Darius' bag and jumped back in disgust.
"You brought Loli Manga to college?" the gamer asked.
"Loli Manga?" Perkins asked.
Colin whispered an explanation into Perkins' ear which made him zip the bag up and toss it to the floor with a disgusted cry.
"Repugnant! And how do you know that, Mr. Greys?" the older man asked.
"Let's just say the internet holds plenty of information... not all of it is pretty. I thought it was something about candy when I first heard about it." Colin said with a shudder.
"Anyway, I think we all know how to properly handle these books..." Colin said.
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The flames licked Darius' greasy chin as his waaaaaaaay-less-than-tasteful reading material got tossed into it.
" Could I hear an explanation of why these books are bad?" Chris asked.
" My pure, innocent friend, I'm sparing you a world of trauma by not telling you." Colin said as he tossed another disgusting issue into the flames.
"And pretell, why is he here?" Darius asked with loads of snark.
"Because Karl got bimbofied, and Chris is a biologist in training working as a zoo intern, he's knows a lot about the plants and animals that live in the wilderness." Colin explained as he tossed another disgraceful lolita book into the fire.
"That's enough for now, the bonfire's pretty big." Tino interjected as Colin took a better look at the huge bonfire they created.
"Now Chris... Chrisco... Chriserrino... I'm gonna let you talk things out with the hunter in our little group." Tino said to the sweatered softie.
"Oh, o-okay." Chris stuttered.