Sure enough Mr. Mendez and Madame Illusia (old flames who have found true love again) start a new story line about outer space aliens that come down and turn everyone into mutant freaks...
"Wait, that's not a new story line!" Screams Circe and uses her powers to turn the couple into pigs or some other over-done barnyard animal just for the Hell of doing it.
But before she can, Madam Illusia springs into action. She whips out some daemons from her pouch and screams, "Like you're tired old story should interrupt this one!" and the daemons fly about the ancient Greek hag-witch, tormenting her by giving her a painful, but stylish, make-over.
Suddenly a donkey runs by, chased by a coachman who is cursing after him saying, "Come back here you wascally jack ass!" like some sort of cartoon character chasing Bugs... er... Pugs Bunny... that's right! Pugs Bunny, de ya want tae git suuuued? The disembodied voice of grounds keeper Willie says.
Mr. Mendez, having enough of the various shenanigans, rips off his clothes to reveal he's really Super Fly! The Dazzling Super Fly(TM)[Created by Stan Lee(TM)] with his own theme song that sounds something like the Spider-Guy's theme song...
"Super Fly(TM), Super Fly(TM), can't be caught by Spider-Guy(not TM)! Can he spread nasty germs? Yes he can and he does perms, hey hey... there goes the Super Fly(TM)... Is he strong, listen spud, he's got nuclear waste for blood, can he spoil curdled milk..."
Suddenly in the middle of Super Fly's Theme Song(TM) [Created by Stan Lee(TM)] a giant foot descends from the sky and the sound of a brass band playing a John Phillips Souza song is heard as it squishes everything in the scene.
And now for something completely different...