"That's what you think," Dan said, pulling the remote from his pocket. He points it at you and presses a button. "Stop!" he commands you.
The collar around your neck beeps and you freeze dead in your tracks, unable to escape the bathroom. You reach up to the collar and try to release it, but it won't budge. Somehow it is locked securely around your neck.
"Oh Pongo, surely you won't try to escape." Dan says to you. "We will have so much fun together!"
"I'm tired of your tricks and your sick jokes! Let me go!" you demand him.
"Well alright" Dan tells you. "Go! Go be a good boy! Go pee pee! That's it go lift a leg!"
You feel an overwhelming urge to urinate. Unable to stop yourself, you walk over to the urinal and start to pee, lifting your leg like a dog. After you are done, you pull your speedo back up and walk over to the sink of your own will to wash your hands. "Very funny Dan. You are truly hilarious. Now will you please knock it off?! I need to ...
"Quiet!" Dan orders you. You stop mid-sentence, finding yourself physically unable to speak. "I will let you 'off the leash' so to speak, after we have had a little fun." Dan informs you. "You see, this is a multi-function remote, and I've only gotten to try a couple of things. With this black button, I can make you act and feel like a dog, but you will be aware that you have been transformed against your will. This white button will make you lose your human consciousness and accept that you have the mind of a dog so that you will embrace the change. This yellow button will cause you to obey any command I give you against your will, but the orange button will cause you to think that you want to do what I tell you. The blue button will cause temporary memory loss so that can't remember your transformation. You will not notice that you are painted like a dog unless you see a reflection or image of yourself. The number buttons can set a specific time for the effect to last, and the big red button cancels all commands. The + and - buttons can change the amount that the collar will affect you. I can slowly turn it up so that it gets harder and harder to fight. There are also a few buttons that we'll keep a surprise for now!"
"What do you mean you can make me forget about my transformation?" you ask Dan. "I think you're making this up!"
"See for yourself," said Dan, pushing the blue button. *BEEP*