Colin rubbed a scuff on his cheek as he realized it was a conch shell his face hit. Didn't look like anything from around here, but that wasn't the point. He wedged it over his hardened dong, zipped up his pants, and just like that the boner was going numb.
"Yep, I'm a genius." Colin grinned.
Mister Hermit Crab didn't like the shlong stuffed inside his home, so he took it on himself to remove the obstruction with a great big pinch.
"AAAAAAAAGH!" Colin yelped in pain as he yanked the seashell out of his pants and tossed it into the water.
He immediately realized his error as several bimbos on the beach got up and grinned at him.
"Awwww does somebody need a special kiss?" cooed a busty blonde bimbo as she gripped his pinched, bruished dong.
"Fuck my dick." Colin growled.
"Like, glady." she purred while licking her lips.
"No wait, that wasn't- Ahhh!" Colin shouted as he was knocked to the ground and two brunette bimbos began licking his nipples of all things.
"Just relax while we do our thing, sweetie." the blonde grinned as she slid her lips over his dong and began suckling away.
Colin moaned as his dick began to shrink and his chest grew tender, all while his body hair and acne disintegrated.
"No... Nooooo... NOOOOOO!" Colin shouted as a swollen clitted bimbo's pelvis slammed against face and spewed cum into his mouth.
The blonde was already eating out some nice, moist pussy as his hips bowed out and his ass inflated. His waist bowed as his remaining fat went to his chest, pushing it out to the point where it rubbed against the face humper's ass. The brunette twins were more than happy to nurse some nice juicy DD boobies.
"Nmmmmmmph! Nmmmmph! N-Nmmm-m-mmmmmmmmm." the victim moaned as her lips plumped up up and she began willingly licking the oozing pussy in her face. Her eyes grew pretty with big feminine lashes as her black hair grew out a foot and a half.
"So cutie...." started one brunette.
"....what's your name?" finished the other.
"Call me Callie girls... now get over here and fuck my brains out." drooled the pale, rave haired. The twins were more than happy to eat her out and grope her tits respectively.
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