Colin loaded up his guns and slipped along the side of the van before jumping out into the sand and ducking down. He coughed a little, but it wasn't enough to wake up the infectious ladies snoring in the sun. Colin covered his face as the rest of Team Uno walked through the sand, picking through what seagulls hadn't already devoured.
"Hey rookie, you okay there?" Tino asked (He'd noticed how flustered the gamer was).
"Oh, uhhhhh... yep. I'm fine! This is fine! This is fine!" he yammered out.
"Alright if you say so." Tino replied, walking off towards the group.
Colin gulped as his legs bent in to cover his crotch. He only had to walk through a stretch of beach, but said beach was covered with his biggest turn on: topless women with massive breasts and hardened nipples alongside tons of soft, bouncy booty.
Colin entered a state of mental repetition:
'I can do this, just think unsexy thoughts... unsexy thoughts and nothing else....'
As he walked though the pile of gorgeous women snoring and playing with themselves, he focused on stuff that was definitely not sexy.
'Pug puppies.... Kirby games.... Cats... Sharks... My dad shirtless... Disney movies...'
Colin's pupils shrunk as he spotted two blonde hotties in a liplock humping eachother.
'Ahhhhhh... okay, okay, uhhhhh... Deviantart! Yeah, that not hot, most of that stuff is horrifying!'
He glanced to the side and saw a bootylicious redhead stretched out in a yoga pose, her moist clit oozing into her sweat.
'Okay, okay, ummmm, errrrr, neeeeeeeeeegh....'
Colin's brain was frying from the sexy overload all around him. his legs shook like jelly as he tried shuffling towards the others. His dick hardened to the point where it didn't even bend. He fell foward trying to move without his tiny friend jutting out and tripped face first into....