While school wasn’t starting for two more weeks, that didn’t mean that nobody was doing anything to get ready for back to school. In fact many stores began having back-to-school sales around this time, and Animalia was no different. However, the summer celebrations in Animalia wasn’t neglected, in fact some of them were integrated into the Animalia Summer Events.
For example, the official chartering of the Pi Etta Tau coed fraternity/sorority was held as part of the events. What made Pi Etta Tau different from the other fraternity buildings was that the rooms for the megafauna Animalians were on the ground level alongside the mess hall. These were larger than other student dorm rooms to make it easier for many megafauna Animalians to live in.
There were smaller rooms for those that were only a little bigger than humans were, but these still had larger furniture than some college students were used to.
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One guy who was getting ready for moving back into the dorm entered a Lyre liquor store and met Kara. Apparently her rampage in the liquor got onto several news groups, some funnier than others. Also her interview about how she came to the US seemed to spark a new debate about those who immigrate by accident. This new debate has put the bill to control Animalia on the back burners for the time being. This also managed to allow a paper on Regressive Hypersexuality Disorder to be developed, though Dr. Jones was taking some time off for much needed sleep, among other things.
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Dr. Jones’ idea for using female members of the same species for the male members of Homosexual Anonymous was shaping up to have some validity. Leo Skye and Corona, for example, were already becoming great workout partners and well on the way to becoming friends.
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While the Five Elements we’re gaining notoriety due to their individual styles in SAMAS, they were also gaining notoriety due to Muxing flatly refusing to take part in the Bare as You Dare competition. The protest against it from both Religious Rights and Angry Lefts, as it was known, somehow made its way to SNL and founded a new skit where two radically different sides meet to protest something and end up squaring off with each other in a combined debate and shouting match.
“Are you saying that men are dumb enough to get their ideas about women from beer commercials?” Asked someone on the Right Side, as part of the skit.
“I call them as I see them.” Was the response from the Left Side, also as part of the skit.
It would eventually become one of the top classic SNL skits, not only because of what they met up to protest against, but also because it showcased some of the issues in America in a humorous way.