A big meaty man, named John, starts looking through the yard sale, trying to see if he could find some gear, or cleats for football. He was a big man, 6’ 6” and at least 400lbs of muscle and fat. It was always hard for him to find any kind of football cleats, or jerseys for his big frame. He was kinda fat with a gut hanging down, but could pummel a lot of other players on the field with little effort. He comes across the camera, looking at its vintage style. “Hey! That’s pretty cool! Wonder if it stills works!” He said with a chuckle.
He looks inside the lens of the camera and saw weird images of things. “Must be a gag camera or something? I wonder what’ll happen if I take a pic of myself?” He said with a chuckle! He then points the camera at himself, smiles, and gets blinded by a flash! “What the heck!?” He says as he somehow finds himself in the equipment locker at the field he plays at.
He walks around the equipment room a bit, wondering with his meaty hand scratching why or how he got here. “This is weird!?” He booms, going around things, and sitting on a bench next to some footballs on a rack. He looks down at a Polaroid pic that was in his hand, and instead of seeing himself, he sees........