Now what 'you' ( the girl wanting to get turned into
a alligator) and the other thin boned and weak homo
sapiens didn't know was that me and all the other reptilian based alien
races had been extremely patient for the last 100 million or so years
waiting for a big boned and hardy sentient reptilian species to arise on Earth
and take its place amongst the rest of us.
We repillian astronauts had bred the dinosaurs specifically so that they would evolve in a thousand or so years ( we aliens are a skilled lot at that( to handle the standard star engines all the rest of us were using.
We all know what happened
in 66,666,666 BC at 4PM a asteroid smacked into the Earth and wiped out the
Smart Dino Cosmonaut test subjects and about a gigillion latinum bars
worth of our alien facilities on Earth
not to mention all the other non sentient dinos
running about
So we alien reptile races spent about the next 65 million years
in bankruptcy court and filing insurance claims
while you folks
the thin boned and scrawny and weak hairless
apes polluted the Earth whilst
we were
looking elsewhere.
So by the time I and the other reptilian guys and gals had finished with the Dino Disaster and got back to plans
to repopulating Earth with
Sentient Dino Cosmonauts version 2.0
to our horror we found the place overrun with
mammal creatures
totally unsuited to the kinds of
star faring craft that actually crisscrossed the
galaxies and star systems.
Big Brutish Shaking Star Engines that would have squished your kind to a jelly
the second you tried to fly in her.
In the mid 20th century we alien reptiles observed with despair as you hairless apes dreamed about
"warp drives' and 'hyperspace drives" and 'transdimensional conduit tunnels' and other
delusional science.
Why couldn't you hairless chimps
get it?
Star Drives gobble up a Sun's worth of fusion energy every galactic month to blow their
way past the Speed of Light
Einstein got it wrong
Cubic Inches matter.
Which is why the rest of us are Big Heavy Reptiles
to survive the kind of forces a Star Drive
unleashes on its crew and passengers and cargo.
When it became obvious you monkeys just couldn't get your minds around the notion we stepped in the early
21rst century to
turn you into big heavy reptile space people
through programs such
as Species Reassignment
Of course 'you' wannabe alligator girl'
didn't know that was the point of the whole
exercise.
However the homo sapien scientists we had brainwashed and then placed
back in the Species Reassignment program
were acting under our influence and ultimate goals.
A big hardy reptile space girl who could survive
life aboard a Star Drive barreling along through the galaxies.