Walking around town two best friends found the hormone store, and not having remembered it decided to take a look for some reason.
Joseph a twenty something tall guy asked "What do you think you'll find in here Sammy?"
Sammy, Joseph's childhood friend, said "Who knows? Maybe something to make my boobs bigger?"
Joseph's mouth seemed to stretch with his toothless grin and said "Sure, maybe actually attract a boyfriend." at which Sammy gave Joseph a friendly smack. Actually entering the store it had an herby smell. Shelves with all sorts of pills and elixers lined the walls along with an incense burner putting something in the air.
A lady at the register waved and said "Welcome to our little herbal shop. Anything I can help you two find?"
Sammy said "Just came in to look, never saw this place so figured we'd see what's here."
the lady said "Yeah, papa just recently opened this place after completing most of his concoctions... Say here's something I think I could help suggest with. Is there anything you'd like to change about you or your boyfriend here?"
Sammy said with her hands up "We're just friends, not in that sort of relationship." although she thought and said "Maybe make him smile more."
Joseph raised his cheeks into a toothless smile and said "I smile see?"
Sammy said "Never with any teeth though..."
Joseph asked "Does that even matter?"
The lady looking to Joseph's mouth asked "What if I could help that? Maybe help give him a little more enthusiasm as well? For about..." she looked to the side and made a few simple calculations "... twenty bucks after tax."
Joseph asked "After tax?"
The lady said "Don't know, for some reason the way my papa priced it. usually after tax is added our stuff tends to cost a round number." she shrugged and said "Was that your biggest question?"
Sammy asked "Great so some herbal supplement that may get him to show his teeth."
The lady said "Sure..."
Joseph was a little suspicious, but before her could say no Sammy took out some money and said "I'll take it. Come on my friend let's see those teeth soon."
The lady took the money, put it in the register. Then went and grabbed some of the supplements. She said "Take one today, and two each following days. You should see results relatively soon. Just remember to take them with water. If you want to take one here I can offer a small cup of water."
Sammy just gave Joseph puppy eyes and Joseph said "Fine, their just pseudo-medicine anyways what's the biggest harm?" Sammy took out a pill as a cup of water seemed to just appear on the counter. Joseph popped the pill in his mouth and swallowed the pill with some of the water and coughed.
Sammy asked "Joseph, you ok?!?"
Joseph cleared his throat and said "The heck was that mineral water? That stuff tasted horrible."
The lady said "Papa wanted us to give out that stuff. Makes us seem more green or whatever... Well if you have any questions we'll be here." The two went back to Joseph's house and then just hanged out for a while. They lost track of time and it was midnight already.
Sammy said "Crap... It's already that late?"
Joseph said "Do the same thing as always and use the guest room?"
Sammy said "Sorry about me ending up always doing this." Sammy had a small bag with spare pajamas, a toothbrush, and toothpaste in Joseph's house. Joseph lived with his parents as did Sammy did still, and considering their type of relationship both of their parents didn't mind her using their guest room. It was right next to the bathroom which was nice as well. She got ready to sleep, and tucked herself into the bed's sheets. Then she started to hear a groan. Curious she got out of bed, and opening the guest room door saw the bathroom door open and the light shining with Joseph seeming to groan. Sammy wondered "Is this something about those pills?" Then walked to the bathroom asking "Joseph are you ok?" Looking into the bathroom Joseph was leaning against the sink and seemed to be bleeding from the mouth a little. Then as Joseph leaned his face into the sink Sammy heard some plink sounds in the sink. Concerned she came into the bathroom to see Joseph raise his face and look in the mirror. Joseph gave a dentist smile and he had some really nice teeth, no gaps, really white, gave a really nice sound when he clanked them together a little. Then he started smiling. Sammy asked "Joseph what's gotten into you, what was with the bleeding?!?"
Joseph said "It worked." as he was laughing too hard.
Sammy looked into the sink and saw a bunch of teeth in the sink. She tried to think and said "Wait, are those completely new teeth? How?"
Joseph said "I don't know, but that stuff really works." the guy couldn't stop grinning and staring at his teeth.
Sammy said "We're going back to the store tomorrow. This just isn't natural."
Joseph said "Alright the, night Sweety..."
Sammy asked "Wh-"
Joseph quickly amended "Sammy, getting a little tired. Should probably get some sleep as well. Just going to clean off my old teeth." and he started to turn on the water.
Sammy said "Alright then... good night..."