Kyle looked out the window and saw a groundskeeper mowing the lawn. As much as he didn't want to do some menial job, he figured it was better than being stuck in a math class. Kyle waited until the groundskeeper was nearby and Kyle selected him. The device didn't have an aiming system, so Kyle at least hoped he had selected him. Kyle selected himself and then hit swap.
Kyle first noticed he was outside and figured it was a success. That was, until the groundskeeper drove by on his lawnmower. Kyle was confused as he hadn't seen anyone else out there with him. Kyle tried to walk over to a window to look at his reflection but he couldn't move. His feet were stuck in place.
He was standing straight up, and try as he might, he couldn't even move his legs. He tried to move his hands but it was no use either, they were stuck outward at an angle above his head. He tried to move even his head or say anything but he couldn't. He could still move his eyes so he glanced over as far as he could. He saw himself and was horrified but amazed.
It was his body, but it was standing up perfectly straight and frozen in that position. His arms were up at an angle above his head, and his dick was erect and sticking out also frozen in place. His face was emotionless. The craziest change was his hair. His brown hair was bushier then ever. It was shaped like an afro, but an afro that went up in the air and out farther than him. It was two Kyle's tall and a Kyle and a half wide. Kyle couldn't figure it out at first but then he remembered, the groundskeeper was next to a tree.
Kyle was in the life of a tree. If you looked at him from a difference, his hair would almost resemble brown leaves while his body was a skinny white trunk. Even his dick was acting like a branch. Kyle glanced his eyes up in the classroom to see what looked like a wooden version of the cheerleader he had originally swapped with. It's arms were movable branches and it's leaves were only on it's head and styled to resemble Barb's curly hair.
Kyle was able to look down and passed his stiff dick was the device, just sitting on the ground. He tried to reach down and grab it but he couldn't move. The wind blew and his massive afro swayed like leaves. Kyle managed a single tear as he feared this may be his life from now on. The groundskeeper walked by and to a taste of the delicious "sap." Kyle could only cringe and beg the universe for help.