Kyle tried to move his eyes as much as possible, almost as if he was using them to try and wave at the groundskeeper. He knew he couldn't move but moving anything was worth he shot. The keeper didn't seem to notice, but he did notice the device. "Please." Kyle thought. "Please select me please!"
The groundskeeper fiddled the the device, and then selected Kyle! If Kyle could scream for joy he would've. Now he just needed him to select anyone else and then he'd be able to fix everything. The groundskeeper, unfortunately, just shrugged and placed the device in his pocket. Kyle yelled internally as the man walked away.
Kyle's body just stood blankly into the distance. A bird landed on his "branch" while the wind blew his fro. The man just walked away, leaving Kyle in the life of a tree. Kyle wasn't without hope yet. He just had to wait until the device was selected on someone else. It would only be a matter of time.
It had been almost a year since Kyle had swapped lives with a tree. In that time, Kyle had fully become accustomed to the role. He barely thought about anything, only occasionally thinking about photo synthesis. During the winter, Kyle's hair had fallen out. He waited through being decorated during Christmas but still no swap. Winter turned to spring and his hair are out crazy fast. Spring was Kyle's favorite as it was pollination season. Kyle's dick uncontrollably spewed cum for weeks.
At first it was nice but after a wile his mind grew blank from the pure numbness it brought. He repeatedly saw people rubbing his sauce out of their eyes while complaining about pollen. Kyle regained his thoughts and spring turned to summer. By this point, Kyle was losing his mind. Everyday he waited and everyday he stood there frozen in place with nothing to do. His only entertainment were two birds who had made a nest in his hair but eventually they went away too.
Midsummer had arrived and Kyle had almost fully checked out. He had almost started to wonder if he really was a tree and being Kyle was just some desperate fantasy. It was another summer's morning when something changed.
Kyle was staring out mindlessly when he felt something different. It took him a second, but he realized it was the same feeling he had felt almost a year ago. It was the feeling of reality bending while he changed location. Someone had finally selected someone else and then hit swap! Kyle was filled with ecstatic hope. Whoever or whatever it was, Kyle was just happy for a change of any kind.
The location set as Kyle figured out what sort of life he was in now...