Monday morning, Ed was in a great mood. Chad had been a wooden board all weekend, and Ed thought if he got there early, he could enjoy a hot sauna on the former Big Man on Campus. Big Board in Sauna? Benched Man on Cedar? Ed would have to come up with a new moniker to describe Chad now. He rounded the corner to the hallway leading to the locker room doors, and then he saw it. The board from the sauna- Chad- was leaning against the wall just outside the locker room doors.
Huh? Plank moved? Impossible! It had to be Bruno, he must've moved Chad.
He looked around for Bruno. Matt and Rick were standing by the door.
"Is this one of Bruno's jokes?" he asked.
"Bruno? No way, he's in the hospital, idiot dived into a lake over the weekend, and sprained his neck. He's lucky he didn't break it," Matt said, "But it means I'm now the anchor on the team." He sighed.
"Not Bruno?"
He looked back at the plank.